1/18/2013

Eggs Benedict

“Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things can still happen.” 
― Jonathan Goldstein


In my family, we embrace breakfast for dinner.  We eat various egg dishes for all 3 meals, and occasionally we'll throw in pancakes or biscuits and chocolate gravy for good measure.  My mom's newest favorite B4D swap is Eggs Benedict.  She had a similar version at Bob Evan's Restaurant, and of course we had to make one at home.  I personally cannot poach an egg to save my life - they always come out overdone.  So, these are in the poachless style of frying an egg.  There are a few other swap outs, but they are delicious!

Eggs Benedict


2 eggs per person (we used 8)
3-4 slices precooked Hormel bacon per person
6-8 Tb butter
4-5 Tb flour
2 cups milk
16oz soft cheese, shredded -or- Velveeta, sliced thinly
8-16oz baby spinach
1 clove garlic, minced
sea salt

1. Prepare biscuits according to recipe (or use canned biscuits - 1 per person).


2. In a large skillet with a lid, melt 2 Tb butter over medium heat, brown garlic in butter.  Add spinach, sprinkle with salt, and stir until wilted down.  Once it has wilted, put on the lid and reduce heat to lowest setting.  Stir occasionally to prevent the spinach from burning or sticking.





3. Melt 4 Tb butter over medium-high heat in medium, heavy-bottom sauce pan.  Once butter is bubbly, add flour and whisk until flour has browned.  Add dash salt and whisk in milk.  Stir continuously until sauce has started to thicken.  Add cheese a handful (or a few slices) at a time (we prefer Velveeta but only had 8oz each Monterrey Jack and Colby Jack on hand).  Stir until the cheese has melted before adding more!  Continue adding cheese until it reaches the desired thickness and cheesiness.

Melt butter
Add flour, cook til browned


Add milk, stir constantly, cook til thickened


4. Melt 1 Tb butter (for 4 eggs) in a shallow skillet (nonstick is best).  Once the butter and pan are hot, crack eggs directly into pan - hold egg close to pan and go slowly so the bottom of the white begins to cook before the yolk is in the pan.  Repeat for additional eggs.  We did 4 at a time in 2 batches for a total of 8 eggs.  If you don't like fried eggs, scramble them.  I would not do more than 4 at a time unless you are using a humongous skillet or electric griddle!  Wait until the whites are almost cooked through before flipping the egg.  This takes some practice, but I have found that if I start in the center of the pan and slide my spatula under the edge of the egg, tilt the pan to ease the egg onto the spatula, and gently turn it over toward the outside edge of the pan, they typically do not break.  Salt and pepper each egg while it is still in the pan.  Cook until the yolk is the desired doneness.  I gently tap the topside of the yolk as it cooks to test how done it is.  The egg will continue to cook for a bit after you remove it from the heat.




5. The biscuits should be done and out of the oven by now, so reset the temperature and cook the bacon for 2 minutes (or whatever your package says).

6. You're ready to assemble!  Open the biscuit and lay it flat.  Place one fried egg on each half of the biscuit. Top with spinach.  Pour cheese sauce over the top.  Crumble the bacon or lay it in an X on top of each half. If you are very ambitious, you could also fry up some "taters" or hashbrowns, but they take a lot longer and you might need an extra set of hands to get it all on the table at the same time and have it be hot.



Microwave Hot Fudge Sauce

“Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.  It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.”
― Judith Olney

This is the hot fudge sauce I grew up on.  My mom always made it to go with either hot fudge brownie sundaes or hot fudge cake/sundaes.  It is delicious, super easy, and you will never want the kind from a jar again after tasting it.  We always double (or triple) it because one batch is never enough.  Like the quote says, always serve too much!  It refrigerates and reheats well, so IF you have leftovers, just cover the glass measuring cup with plastic wrap and pop it in the fridge.  That way, you only have to reheat it instead of putting it in something microwave safe first.  I apologize for the lack of step-by-step pictures, but there isn't much to photograph with this recipe!  I found the pictures for this recipe today, 2 weeks after originally posting this!


Hot Fudge Sauce


1/2 cup sugar
1 1/4 TB cornstarch
2 TB margarine/butter
2 or 3 TB cocoa
1/2 cup water
dash salt
1 tsp vanilla

1. Mix dry ingredients in 2-cup glass measure.


 2. Stir in water.


3. Microwave on high for 90 seconds.  Stir halfway through cooking time (45 seconds).

4. Blend in margarine.


5. Microwave on high for 60 seconds.  Stir halfway through cooking time (30 seconds).

6. Blend in vanilla.


7. Serve over chocolate cake or brownies and ice cream. 

Store leftovers in refrigerator.  Makes 1 cup.

NOTE:  If you double or triple this do not put more than 1 tsp vanilla, and please be aware that you will also need to increase the cooking time.  This will be thick when cooked properly!  Increase the time in 30 second increments and stir after each to check consistency.

Twix Cake

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” 
― Dave Barry

This is a cake of many names: Heath Cake, Twix Cake, Better Than Almost Anything Cake, Better Than Sex Cake, Richer Than Paul Newman... You can top it in just as many ways, and this is just my personal favorite topping.  I've also eaten it with Heath Milk Chocolate Toffee Bits (they tend to melt) and crushed Butterfinger candy bars.  You can also mix it up and do a white cake and chocolate instead of caramel ice cream topping.  I've never made it with anything but chocolate cake and caramel topping and either Twix or Heath Bits.  I will add a cautionary note:  This is the richest cake I've ever put in my mouth.  I cut it into at least 15 pieces, and they are still 600+ calories each if my calculations are accurate.  Also, this needs time to chill thoroughly so the stuff you pour on soaks into the cake.


Twix Cake


1 chocolate cake mix of your choice (German, Fudge, Devil's Food, plain-old-chocolate)
1 can sweetened condensed milk
1 jar Smucker's Caramel Ice Cream Topping
1 8oz tub Cool Whip
6 Twix candy bars (frozen)

1. Prepare and bake the cake according to package directions in a 9x13 pan.  I did 2 8x8 square disposable pans because I was taking one of them to girls' night and the other was staying home.

2. As soon as you remove it from the oven, use the handle of a wooden spoon to poke holes in the surface of the cake.  Don't just poke a few - poke the thing full of holes!



3. Once you have the holes poked, pour the condensed milk slowly and evenly across the top (I like to fill each hole) and then spread it out as best as you can.


4. After the cake has cooled, pour the caramel across the top just as you did the condensed milk.


5. Spread the Cool Whip on top of that.  Tap the spoon/spatula/knife against the surface of the Cool Whip to make it peaked, or drag it through just the very top of the Cool Whip to make a swirly-wavy pattern.



6. Before you open the frozen candy bars, lay them on the counter and whack them with the handle of a butter knife until they are broken into little pieces.  Then, holding the candy over the cake, open the wrapper and sprinkle the bits of candy bar evenly across the top of the cake.




7. Refrigerate for at least a couple of hours before serving, but believe me it is even better refrigerated overnight.

1/04/2013

Granny's Christmas Dip

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
- Anonymous

This is my closest approximation of a recipe my granny never wrote down.  It is tradition to have it at all the family Christmas get-togethers, and some years it turns out better than others.  At one time I had it perfect, and after I wrote down the recipe it disappeared.  Each year I fiddle with it a bit, tweak it where I can, and hope and pray that it will be eaten.  The years that it is close to Granny's, it doesn't make it past my uncles and dad.  This year it wasn't great because I was out of Tabasco...there is just no substitution that will give you as good a result as Tabasco sauce.  If I ever find my recipe or hit upon the exact proportions of ingredients, I will definitely update this with any and all corrections.

Granny's Christmas Dip

2 8oz blocks cream cheese, room temperature (not low fat)
1 cup French dressing (not creamy, not low fat)
1/2 tsp each garlic and onion powder (NOT SALT!)
5oz bottle Tabasco (do not substitute Red Hot or any other brand)
2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
1/4 - 1/2 cup mayonnaise

1. Blend everything together in a large bowl.  Yes, you need the entire bottle of Tabasco!  Spoon into serving bowl and chill until ready to serve.  Serve with Ritz or Club crackers.





Chicken Fettuccine

"Fettuccine Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."- Mitch Hedberg

This recipe is one that our family borrowed from a friend-for-a-reason.  It was once a favorite, and then we slowly became burned-out on it because we ate it so often.  Now that we've had a break from it, it has made it onto our menu again.  We made a few minor modifications, namely to double the sauce! It is a very quick meal to fix.  Typically in the time it takes to boil the pasta, the entire meal is done.  You can make it healthier by making a single batch of sauce (1 jar sauce, 1 can tomatoes) and by using whole wheat fettuccine noodles.  My husband is typically the one who makes this recipe.

Chicken Fettuccine

3 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves
2 jars Bertolli Alfredo sauce
1 lb fettuccine noodles
2 15 oz cans diced tomatoes
Red pepper flakes, to taste
1 tsp white or cider vinegar








1. While pasta water is coming to a boil, place chicken breasts in a large skillet (14"), cover and cook over medium-high heat until nearly done all the way through.





2. In medium sauce pan, heat sauce, tomatoes, and pepper flakes (to taste).  Do not boil!



3. Liberally salt water, and add vinegar and pasta (trust me on the vinegar part!).  Stir pasta around to keep from sticking together.


4. After turning chicken to cook top until no longer pink, remove each chicken breast to a cutting board and dice in 1/2" cubes.  Return to the skillet to continue cooking uncovered until no longer pink.



5. When pasta and chicken are cooked through, add sauce to skillet with chicken then dip noodles from water to chicken/sauce mixture.  Using tongs, twirl noodles to coat.




6. Serve with crusty bread (slice a loaf of frozen Italian or French bread 3/4" thick, spread with butter, sprinkle with Parmesan and garlic salt, heat on 400ยบ for 5 minutes or until cheese is lightly browned).

12/10/2012

Enchilada Pie

"In the absence of bread, tortillas will do."
- Mexican saying

This is another recipe I borrowed from my in-laws.  It is so easy to make that you will marvel at your newfound ability to put quasi-Mexican food on the table at record speed.  It also happens to be a dish that I prefer on the second day, after it's been reheated (kind of like Soup Beans, which are better with a little age on them).  The ingredients are easy to find, and you only need a skillet and a microwave proof round dish (and a stove top and microwave) to whip this up.  Enough talk.  Thank me later!

Enchilada Pie


1 lb lean ground beef
2 15oz cans enchilada sauce (Old El Paso Medium is my preference)
2 cups shredded Taco Blend or Mexican cheese
4 FLOUR tortillas (8" or larger, depending on the size of your microwave bowl)
Toppings and sides of your choice (salsa, sour cream, rice, refried beans, etc)

1. Brown beef in skillet over medium-high heat, drain, and return beef to skillet.  Add one can of enchilada sauce and bring to a bubble before turning off heat.










2. In bottom of microwave proof round dish (we use a lidded 8" Corelle baking dish - sans lid) spoon enough enchilada sauce from the second can to cover the bottom with a thin layer.  Place a tortilla on the sauce.










3. On top of the tortilla, spread 1/3 of the beef mixture.  Pour approximately 1/4 cup of enchilada sauce on top of beef, then top with 1/2 cup cheese.  Top with a tortilla.  Repeat this twice more for a total of 3 layers of beef sandwiched between 4 tortillas.




4. On top of the last tortilla, spread the remaining enchilada sauce and sprinkle the remaining cheese.  Place dish in the microwave (uncovered), and cook on high for 10 minutes until the cheese is melted.





















5. Serve with salsa, sour cream, and a side of rice and refried beans if you'd like.  This generally serves 8, and you slice it just like a pie.  It even helps to use a pie server to lift the pieces out.  Enjoy!